Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Things you do not say to a pregnant woman carrying twins

1. Wow. You are really getting big.

2. You got so much sleep yesterday, how can you be tired?

3. I can barely fit my arms around you.

4. This house is really messy.

5. C'mon, this is an all you can eat buffet...you have to eat your money's worth.

6. Did you put on make up today?

7. Why can't you sleep?

8. Will you go upstairs and get me a shirt?

9. Why do you always want sub sandwiches?

10. It's not hot in here.

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