In my search for a new employee, I've received many interesting resumes and cover letters. Here are some of my favorites:
"Do you believe in fate? I didn't until I read your job description. It was then I knew that I was the person you've been looking for."
"In my last position I increased revenue 100 percent. I had 100 percent approval from my coworkers and peers. I can type with 100 percent accuracy."
"I have an undeniable passion for real estate."
"You may notice my gaps in employment over the years. It was at this time that I was serving as a domestic engineer."
No wonder the unemployment rate is so high.
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